This is truly the new Dark Ages. In the year 2009 we have the most mind-blowing technologies. The activities of everyday life are made easier than in our predecessors’ day because of virtually every imaginable convenience. Yet, many on this tiny spinning ball are just as uninformed, anti-intellectual, paranoid, and blinded by false ideologies and conventional wisdom as in the days of witch burnings.
In the 21st century, we have leaders who are willfully ignorant of the inconvenient truths that face them, and who plan to uproot our daily lives and our hard-earned money in order to keep with their erroneous beliefs. I am talking about man-made global warming climate change.
Let’s face a very inconvenient truth: Virtually nothing went right for the catastropic anthropogenic global warming (AGW) movement in 2008. Oh sure, Al Gore got his worthless Nobel Peace Prize and Australia’s own GW hysteric Tim Flannery was crowned Man of the Year.
But remember those little things called facts, data, predictions and results (as opposed to “debate” and “consensus”)? In 2008 the glaciers of AGW hysteria came crashing down under the weight of those things real science is based on. It is the year that anyone who still believes in the Gore trifecta—(1) the earth is warming, (2) the results will be catastrophic, (3) humans are responsible for causing it and have the ability to halt it—should look really foolish.
Predictions of melting ice caps? Didn’t happen. On the contrary, by the end of 2008 ice increased at both tips of the planet.
Predictions of warmer temperatures? Didn’t happen. Cold temperatures broke records worldwide in 2008.
Predictions of more/stronger hurricanes and other catastrophic weather events? Didn’t happen. Not even close.
Remember that “consensus” Al Gore is always babbling about? He even got to joke with Katie Couric (or some other anchor babe; who the hell cares who) that Dick Cheney is the only one left on the planet who doesn’t believe in AGW. Fuggedaboutit! In May over 31,000 scientists signed their names, fields, and degrees on a petition stating in part: “There is no convincing evidence that human release of carbon dioxide, methane or other greenhouse gases is causing or will, in the foreseeable future, cause catastrophic heating of the Earth’s atmosphere and disruption of the Earth’s climate.”
So much for your consensus, right, Al? Well, at least you still have got your SUV’s, private jets, and three computer screens in your office. Not to mention the Nobel Peace Prize and an Oscar for Best (cough, cough, hack, hack) Documentary. Life sure sucks for you selfless, caring whistleblowers, doesn’t it, Al?
What about the revered computer models, like those created by Al Gore’s right-hand man James Hansen? As Andrew Bolt at the Melbourne Herald Sun reported last month:
A study this year in the Hydrological Sciences Journal checked six climate models, including one used by [Australia’s main scientific body] the CSIRO. It found they couldn’t even predict the regional climate we’d had already: “Local model projections cannot be credible ...”
It also confirmed the finding of a study last year in the International Journal of Climatology that the 22 most cited global warming models could not “accurately explain the (global) climate from the recent past”.
You have nothing to go on, people. Nothing. No facts. No data. No trends. No science. Yet, whole governments, including our own, can’t wait to take your money away and send your lifestyle back to the 1800’s because they have bought into the hoax that your car, your lightbulbs, your farts, your breathing, your very existence are killing our planet.
But it really doesn’t matter to the alarmists. There’s too much money, power, and control that go along with AGW hysteria. There’s no stopping them now. These are sick, megalomaniacal people—who, by the way, have demonstrated that they have no intention of changing their lifestyles in any inconvenient way. And if we the People follow them down this road of planetary despair, we deserve everything that happens to us and our children will never forgive us.
The following is the first of a series of posts outlining the biggest AGW busts of 2008. Much of the information is gleaned from three important pieces that came out in December:
Top 10 dud predictions, Andrew Bolt, (Melbourne, Australia) Herald Sun, 12/19/08
The Global Warming Myth – Your 2008 Year-in-Review, www.SkepticsGlobalWarming.com, 12/22/08
2008 was the year man-made global warming was disproved, Christopher Booker, U.K. Daily Telegraph, 12/31/08
So grab a cup of hot cocoa, wrap yourself up in a cozy blanket, and enjoy.
Part One: Ice, Ice Baby
Let’s start at the beginning ... of 2008, that is. On January 3, Reuters published the following article:
2008 to be in top 10 warmest years say forecasters
By Jeremy Lovell
LONDON (Reuters) - 2008 will be slightly cooler than recent years globally but will still be among the top 10 warmest years on record since 1850 and should not be seen as a sign global warming was on the wane, British forecasters said.
OK, a quick lesson in media bias, class: The first sentence states that (1) 2008 will be cooler than recent years, but (2) it will still be among the top 10 warmest on record since 1850. However, the title only mentions the second point. This is the impression Reuters wants to leave the reader, including those who end up not reading the article itself. Plus, the title leaves out “since 1850,” which is important since “top 10 warmest” and “top 10 warmest since 1850” are two completely different statements. “It’s like saying Earth is the largest planet” versus “It’s like saying Earth is the largest planet out of the four closest to the Sun.”
Now, fortunately for you, I am not only a global warming skeptic, I am also a media skeptic. And I hereby accuse Jeremy Lovell, or at least his sources, of choosing their dates with a purpose in mind. For one thing, 1850-2008 is a speck of a speck of a speck of a dot of time in the history of the planet and its climate. Even if the planet in 2008 is warmer than it was in 1850, it means less than nothing. More importantly, though, go to a point of time before 1850, say, the Little Climate Optimum (LCO) from roughly 800 to 1300, and you’ll find evidence of climate equal to or warmer than we have today.
The Met Office and experts at the University of East Anglia on Thursday said global average temperatures this year would be 0.37 of a degree Celsius above the long-term 1961-1990 average of 14 degrees and be the coolest since 2000. […]
0.37 of a degree Celsius? This is what global warming fanatics are getting hysterical about?
“The fact that 2008 is forecast to be cooler than any of the last seven years does not mean that global warming has gone away,” said Phil Jones, director of climate research at UEA.
“What matters is the underlying rate of warming – the period 2001-2007 with an average of 0.44 degree C above the 1961-90 average was 0.21 degree C warmer than corresponding values for the period 1991-2000.”
First of all, Jones is a liar. The rate of warming from 2001 to 2007 is a negative number; i.e., the earth has been cooling since 1998.
Second of all, how can these “experts” call the climate from 1961-1990 neutral or ideal? Answer: They can’t; there is no “neutral” climate to speak of. In fact, just prior to 1961, roughly from the 1920’s to the late 50’s, the climate was higher than in the 1990’s-2000’s. Of the 10 warmest years since 1850, half of them—yes, half—were in this period. That’s why Jones says 1961, and not, say, 1921. By not going backwards forty years, his global warming scaremongering would be of less value than your newspaper subscription.
Indoctrinated school-children and easily duped adults wouldn’t know this of course, and if Jeremy Lovell of Reuters knew this fact, he certainly didn’t want you to.
The World Meteorological Organisation said last month there were indications that the 10 years from 1998 to 2007 were the hottest decade on record.
The Met Office Hadley Centre said the top 11 warmest years have all occurred in the last 13.
(Editing by Matthew Jones)
This is a flat out lie, and it is criminal for the WMO and the Met to perpetuate it. As I said above, out of the top 10 warmest years since 1850, half have been before 1961. Any dimwit with an internet connection can go on-line and get this information for themselves. But it’s so much easier as a “world citizen” to just let global warming fanatics spoonfeed lies to you while you lie back in your easy chair calling for carbon taxes from your fellow citizens.
Next, consider this article from the U.K. Telegraph on May 21, 2008:
Climate change threat to alpine ski resorts
By Graham Tibbetts
21 May 2008
Again with the loaded language right in the title. Notice it’s not “less snow” or “warmer weather” that might adversely affect the late-2008 Alpine ski resorts; it’s “climate change.”
... A study of snowfall spanning 60 years has indicated that the Alps’s entire winter sports industry could grind to a halt through lack of snow.
It found a dramatic “step-like” drop in snowfall at the end of the 1980s which has never recovered, New Scientist magazine reported. The average number of snow days over the last 20 winters is lower than at any time since records began more than 100 years ago.
In some years the amount that fell was 60 per cent lower than was typical in the early 1980s, said Christoph Marty, from the Swiss Federal Institute for Snow and Avalanche Research in Davos, who analysed the records.
“I don’t believe we will see the kind of snow conditions we have experienced in past decades,” he said.
The warning comes four years after a study for the United Nations Environment Programme predicted that more than half of resorts in France, Italy, Germany, Switzerland and Austria could be forced out of business over the next five decades as the snow line rises.
It was based on temperatures increasing by between 1.4C (2.5F) and 5.8C (10.4F) during this century.
The latest research, which paints an even bleaker picture, is the first to take in 10 years of new data from 34 stations between 200 and 1800 metres above snow level.
Dr Marty, whose work will appear in Geophysical Research Letters, said it was difficult to know whether the findings indicate a tipping point in climate change had been reached. [...]
Climate change has been identified as one of the factors; warmer conditions cause snow to melt, making it more unstable and prone to sliding down the mountain.
In addition, poor snow cover leads to harder, icier conditions which is more dangerous for sports enthusiasts and can result in crevasse falls on glaciers.
The effects of global warming on the atmosphere could be far worse than scientists initially feared, it has been suggested. It been assumed that carbon locked in the Earth’s crust was completely cut off from the surface. But Robert Hazen of the Carnegie Institution warned that rising temperatures could destabilise underground ice structures, releasing trillions of tons of methane – a greenhouse gas – into the atmosphere. “We may be on the verge of a transformational moment,” he told New Scientist magazine.
Did you catch all the “scary science fiction movie” language packed like a snowball in this article? Grind to a halt! Far worse than scientists initially feared! Paints an even bleaker picture! Verge of a transformational moment! This is not an objective news article; it’s a press release for the AGW alarmists movement. Plain and simple.
So, let’s fast forward a year later. How did these forecastors (who for all we know could just be London tarot-card readers; Lovell never gives us names) and university experts fare? The Skeptics Global Warming blog compiled this list about the weather and climate for 2008:
Australia had the coldest August in 35 years
A town in South Africa had the coldest September night – ever
Denver set two record lows
Charlotte had the coldest November in 32 years
Latest Storm Gives Kansas Foot of Snow
Big Winter Storm Pummels Northeast
2007 One of Coldest Years in Decades [and yet the alarmists call it one of the warmest]
Record Snowfall in Denver on Christmas
New Hampshire Breaks 131 Year-Old December Snow Record
Snow in Florida? Would I Kid You?
Southern Farmers Fret As Cold Sets In
Snow Flurries Reported in Daytona Beach
California Mountains Under 5 Feet of Snow
A First! Snow Falls in Baghdad
China Issues Red Alert for Snowstorms
Jerusalem blanketed with heavy snow
January Cooler than Average
Madison Wisconsin to have Snowiest Winter on Record
Winter carnival activities canceled (too much snow!!)
Cool Summer in Sydney
Record Snow Buries Columbus
Quebec children get holiday as snow piles on roofs
Technically It’s Spring, But Huge Snowstorm Coming
It’s a record year for snowfall
Cold Temperatures Freeze Gardening
Idaho Extends Ski Season into May
Anchorage digs out after record snowfall
May blizzard shuts down parts of South Dakota
April Coolest in 11 Years
Memorial Day: Time for Hot Dogs, BBQ and … Snow?
One of the Coolest U.S. Springs on Record
Charlotte Hits 123 Year Low Temperature
Iowans Won’t Have Sweet Corn for Fourth [of July] (Spring too cold and wet!)
Chicago Experiences Coolest Decade of Summers … Since 1930
Patchy Frost Forecast for Minnesota, Wisconsin This Weekend [in August]
More Frost Warnings: Oregon and California [in August]
New Zealand Temperatures 0.2 Degrees Cooler in August
Australia Coldest August in 35 Years
August Temperatures Dip Slightly
Durban, South Africa Experiences Coldest September Night … Ever
Ireland Experiences Coldest September in 14 Years
Wyoming in for Winter Storm – in Early Autumn
I guess the only question remaining is: When are writer Jeremy Lovell and editor Matthew Jones getting fired by Reuters for journalistic malpractice. When are the folks at the Met, British “forecasters” and East Anglia “experts” also going to get their pink slips for soiling their profession?
And let's not forget our friend Graham Tibbetts of the Telegraph and Dr. Christoph Marty, who warned the him in May about a dearth of Alpine snow not witnessed in over 100 years? How did Phil Jones and the illustrious United Nations Environment Programme do with their dire predictions of the end of Europe’s ski industry by mid-century due to AGW?
The very same Telegraph reported just seven months later, on December 19:
The Alps have best snow conditions ‘in a generation’
Heavy storms this week mean that skiers will enjoy records amounts of snow in Alpine resorts this Christmas.
Some 400,000 British skiers heading for the Alps over the coming fortnight will find the best Christmas and New Year snow conditions in a generation. [...]
Val and neighbouring Tignes have already enjoyed more snow in December than in any year since 1981 and seem set to beat all records by New Year’s Day. [...]
Italy is currently offering some of the best skiing in the whole of Europe. Courmayeur and Champoluc in the Aosta valley benefited particularly well from falls earlier this week and Cervinia has a mighty 300cm of cover up on the border with Switzerland. [...]
In the United States conditions in the Rockies continue to improve with Colorado now in good shape for this time of year – and more snow on the way. Some of the best skiing is to be found in California where Mammoth saw 88cm fall in the last storm.
These AGW hysterics should be in mental institutions, not on the boards of international environment panels! They should be in prison for fraud, not awarded prizes!
Why does anyone with one fraction of a functioning brain listen to any of these quacks???
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